This is something of a departure for me: a comic with a cause. AnySoldier.com is a website that allows safe, fat, and complacent civilians like me (and probably you) to find serving members of any and all branches of the military and send them goodie boxes. The military people usually put up a wish list which makes it easier to shop for them. You just put the goodies in a box and mail it. I’ve done this once for an Army medivac unit in Afghanistan (whose motto is ‘Lightning Dustoff’ hence the special effects), and am loading up another box right now. This cartoon will go in it.