If you are reading this on Wednesday you have missed a whole day of exposure. I have decided that as long as I can keep up my current two comics per week schedule (and with my fluid job status that may not ultimately be possible) I will move the Wednesday update to Tuesday, to give the first comic an extra day of readerness. So build a time machine and go back to yesterday and enjoy this comic just that much more.

CORRECTION: Last week’s comic referenced a body butter product that was actually from a store called The Body Shop, not Body Works like I remembered. Get some and then punch yourself in the dry skin with it.