Larry is a good sport. He puts up with me punching and kicking and generally killing him, all for the sake of your entertainment. Thanks Larry!
Archive for ‘November, 2011’
There are many things to be thankful for. When one is unemployed, as I have been for many a month, it is often hard to get motivated to do normal things like shower and put on deodorant. So thankfully I have friends who get me out of the house once in a while.
Wade’s disc-golf nickname is The Axe Master. We started with Log Feller but he objected.
Hey kids, I am selling the old tank calendar again this year. 12 clanking tanks, one for each month of next year (the traditional calendar paradigm) plus informative information to help you appear smart at parties when the subject of tanks comes up. You can find it here: Rolling Thunder 2012
PS – Thank you Photoshop for including a leaf brush in your default brush menu.
It seems that since I am mostly sitting at home now many of the recent e9m’s I’ve done have been of me sitting around. Case in point this is the third cartoon is a row with me on the same couch in essentially the same position. But with different hair. Oh and BTW, I am sick to death of commercials. There, I said it.
Zombies eat brains. If you watch too much TV your brains turn to mush making YOU the zombie-immune antihero who fights by his own rules. The only good zombie is a dead zombie. Oh wait, THEY ALREADY ARE!
I been watching a lot of zombie entertainment lately. It seems to ba an ‘in’ thing right now. I have been watching Walking Dead but I’m not sure I will keep watching it. So many plot holes. So many… Like, for instance, with the entire inventory of recreational vehicles available for our intrepid band of survivors to choose from why take a 1,000-year old Winnebego (that conveniently breaks down every so often) and a jeep that’s nearly that old? Why not go down to the RV and/or Jeep store and get a new one? They should have watched Zombieland before this crisis and learned a few things from Woodie Harrelson. And don’t hardware stores have axes and whatnot for defense? These people are not thinking!
Stupid gods. They follow me around and make sure that I cannot be happy. I only recently found the King Garden near Wal-Mart and their fried rice was not half bad; not a lot of egg (which i love in fried rice, but can no longer digest, apparently) some amount of bean sprouts and NO PEAS AND CARROTS. And now it’s gone. I seek RECOMMENDATIONS, ye gods!
Larry has been very supportive of me and my adventures in unemployment (as has the vast majority of my friends.) He is constantly researching and sending me various self-help tips and tricks, as well as many articles about how I can become a better friend and person. He also thoughtfully includes many news items about people who are much more successful than I am which provides me with unending motivation to accomplish tasks. Thanks Larry, you had me at “sorry this is my room, yours is down the hall.”