Had a job interview yesterday. I know right? I thought it went well and I fully expect to earn one million dollars to take naps and watch hockey all day. Oh wait that’s my dream job. Maybe I was just doing that napping thing…? Anyway I hope to hear something by the end of the week.

The shaving-off-half-your-beard thing I actually did. I had put the trimmer in the charger and pushed the beard guard all the way down to “1” when I usually set it on “5.” Fortunately I didn’t get far before I realized it and was able to save most of my facial hair by using the “3” setting.