Dinosaur nerds are an interesting lot. They have made long, lucrative careers out of digging up a single particle of a fossil and talking about it on TV for decades. And how do they really know? “Oh this dinosaur was named Randolf and ate this and this and not this and took care of it’s babies until they were 11 years old and read the Wall Street Journal while he drank his Starbucks at this corner coffee shop.” I mean I can’t figure out what I did last week and I have video of me doing it.

(EDIT: Sorry for the late post i scheduled this one for next tuesday instead of today. 1,000 pardons.)