To all of the lovely ladies who drive past my truck at 90 mph in their little shorts, skirts, and workout pants I say thank you. To Doctor Larry for his insightful diagnosis I say thanks a heap.
Archive for ‘May, 2011’
Larry has a little disc that you can’t really use as a frisbee (although it would fly) that is meant to be used as a marker for your foot so you can pick up the disc that you threw. Let me back up, first you throw a disc. Then you place one foot on the spot where that disc landed and throw the next disc. If you want to throw the same disc again, you need to pick it up, so you have to put down a marker to ‘mark’ your spot. And Larry has one. Because he’s serious about this stuff.
I don’t know about the rest of you unemployed people out there (and I hope it is none of you, my loyal fans) but this job search thing sucks. Although I can now add truck driving to my job searches. I like truck driving.
*(TM EA Sports, 2011)
Yeeeah, it does sort of seem that way. But my life has sort of devolved into driving, eating, sleeping, driving, eating, sleeping, occasionally discing, sleeping, driving, eating, sleeping, dr- you get the idea
Many things happen on the disc-golf course, many of which will never leave the woods. There is, apparently, an entire rule book that Larry has access to. We do not. Larry likes to win. Plus he has a huge bag that holds like FIFTY discs, so HAHAHAHA.
I intensely dislike smoking, especially when the hot chicks light it up. So stop doing the smoking hot chicks! And everybody else too. And if you smoke and are trying to quit then you are awesome.
I saw this guy for reals. The real joke in this comic is that my truck would actually go 70 miles per hour. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Hey kids, sorry for forgetting last Friday, but I was half way to my first drop-off when I realized I had not done a comic. Delivery driving is fun but it is a young man’s job and when I get home it’s all I can do to stay awake in the evening. in fact…ZZZzzz