Larry was in New York recently doing New York things like cussing at bad drivers and staring up at really tall buildings (he’s depicted atop the Empire State Building, just so you get the whole joke) and going to both the Daily Show and Colbert Report. He took his son instead of his best friend, ME. Hmph.
This actually happened, or I guess, to be fair, only in my mind. I DID encounter Larry at my local McDonalds this morning on my way to work (where I got my iced tea for refill price) and he WAS backing out when i pulled in, but he did NOT impede my driving and i did NOT remove his head. I DID buy him a yogurt later.
Pooping is bad enough, especially when you consider my diet, but to have to do it in the dark is just mean.
Sweet Jebus came through for me and I got a job. I’ll be animating helicopter bits until the strain of not killing my incompetent bosses becomes too much and I snap. Just like always.